3 is better than 2 is better than 1.

Backstory:
Me, Jon, Rebecca and Moses were at Changi Airport studying and whatnot, and then we got to talking random nonsense, one of which were...tattoos. And then I started thinking about the weirdest tattoo one could get, and thus, Michael "Three Nipples" Phelps was born.

Imagine the scene if you will: Guy walks into tattoo shops. Lifts up his shirt to show the artist his nipples. "I want this," he says pointing to one nipple, "Here," pointing to a spot just beside that nipple.