Why did the Chicken cross the road?

This came out as my Knowledge and Inquiry tutorial, and after pondering at it for abit (I came to a logical answer surprisingly fast), I came up with the most logical answer anybody can possibly come up with.

And I didn't rip this off from anywhere, mind you. It's all Raymond Angelo.

The Chicken in question, literally, crossed the road because...IT'S A CHICKEN!

Well, it's not that simple lah.

The term "chicken" is associated with cowardice. The chicken merely crossed the road to go against the stereotype; he's got balls too. And considering chickens won't be able to differentiate between the "go" and "stop" at the traffic light, the chances of him NOT getting flattened and subsequently flattened again and again is low.

Thus, the chicken's doing something brave, just to prove he's not...a chicken, and ultimately, dispel all "name callings" involving our fair-feathered fried :).

What a load of cock; pun, fully intended.