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Thursday, June 29, 2006

I wrote the book.

What's wrong with being shallow? I never understood how people are criticised for being so-called "shallow". If you've got nothing else to base a person on, then all you can do is judge base on appearances. It's hard to explain, so lets use an analogy:

"You have to be in shallow waters before you can reach the depths."

Makes sense, no? Don't judge a book by it's cover, but considering the fact that there's so many books in the world (numbering around infinity minus 1 multiplied by 68), you can't possibly open every single one of them. There's a blurb in the back, that's true, but have you ever seen a blurb which says "This book is about an English Teacher who is part-emo, full Indian. He's wife dies and he bitches about it throughout this piece of literature. Burn this"? Nope, so you judge them based on the cover.

Speaking of reading books, EVERYBODY'S READING IT! What's it?

I don't mean this.

Neither do I mean this.

I could very well be talking about this, but still, not in this context.

So what the hell is it?


First Jia Han was O.o.


Then JiaHan was :-)


Basically, yesterday, Glenn Lum had the sudden urge to buy FHM (For Him Magazine). This month's issue came with the Top 100 babes (Steph Song won and all the world went like who the hell is Steph Song), so being a closet pervert, he just had to get his sticky hands on it. We tried buying it from 7-11, but the shop-keep asked for an 18+ IC. Bluff one siah, FHM where got must be 18 one? I bought an issue when I was Sec 2! Two years later and you refuse me my right to lay my eyes on all the interesting *ahem* articles?! Anyway, we tried NTUC, and they've got nothing up their ass. We got it. Coincidentally, ChingYong made a deal with me, I lend him my Men's Health, and he lends me his FHM+Maxim...ChingYong's a perv too. I didn't take it seriously, but he brought it! So for class, we had TWO FHMs, TWO TOP 100 BABES, and ONE MAXIM!



Everybody was reading it!

Minhazul has a thumbs-up.


C'mon, flip the page!


Honestly speaking, these magazines aren't worth your money. Men's Health is all a man needs to survive. The articles are all crap, the jokes section is worth a peek or two. Here's a sample: A crocodile had a problem. He couldn't swim. So this crocodile visits the doctor. The doctor gives him viagra. "Why?" says the croc.

"You've got a reptile dysfunction."

Alexandra's v.ball representatives got their medals today for winning in the Sports Carnival held sometime last month. Why are they so happy? Because that's the only medals they've won in their entire lives...Jkjk. They did good, especially since it was their first time playing. From right to left, I present you the Alexandra team: ChooJiaHan, RyanPhang (from Dundee but was wearing red), IvanNg and PekKimShan (from Commonwealth but was wearing Red)



I had a massive headache during drama. Took two panadols. Tried to act strong by doing it with no water. First one was a success. Somehow, I couldn't swallow the next one. Jialat siah. I'm not happy with this session seeing as how me and Hawker were forgetting our lines and doing improv. Work harder, biotch! I took a 33 home today. I usually never do since whenever I see it, it's like sardines in a can. I was one of those sardines today. It did empty in the next stop at Bukit Merah, so that's good. When it reached my stop, it looked like this:



To all those who did, and are going to do O-level orals, good luck! HuaYu is COOL!


 
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