Three cheers for killer abs

Today's crack as usual. This week was crazy for some reason or another. Must be the weather. It's all a conspiracy. Break free from the bondage and rescue a rabbit.

We had a chemistry test in the morning on Electrolysis. It was simple, at a glance. Too bad i didn't read the questions properly. The devil's in the details, as they say. Turns out that NAME THE PRODUCT does not equate to FORMULA OF THE PRODUCT. Wah. Cheesepie. To top it off, somehow, my chem teacher left my paper in class. Wah...pure WTF-moment. I was like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" and the rest were like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" and the world froze, in all the WTF-ness. In the end of the day, I got Rain to submit for me lah, so it's all cool.

SS test was easy. One thing i've got to say though, it's not the length of your answer that matters. You can be writing two-pages worth of crap and beating around the bush for all you know.

I had nothing to do after school, because my Chinese friends had their Chinese remedial, while the malays had to go to the mosque. So, I followed Bio Tan, Ringo, Ryan, Glenn, Raynard and Yan Shan to collect their prize for their biology project. Ivan and Andrian just tagged along for the kicks of it. Well, no. They wanted to skip Chinese.

Anyway, took 970 to Ngee Ann Poly. Before the prize presentation, there was the finals, and a whole lot of talking. I fell asleep siah, in the beginning. There were 6 finalists, Anderson, Punggol, Saint Theresan, Hwa Chong, Ngee Ann and RGS. Some of the presentations were serious crap man. They were basically supposed to come up with a product and a business plan for it. Two groups were guilty of pulling statistics out of their asses. They were like, "Based on absolutely nothing at all, on the first month, we're gonna earn *insert random 6-figure digit here* and by the end of the first year, we will earn *insert random 7-figure digit here*. One of the schools were sellign soaps and had a proposal to sell soaps in the shape of the Merlion, to become a symbol of Singapore. LOL. Just imagine, people from all over the world using our Merlion to clean their armpits. RGS, Saint Theresan and Hwa Chong were really good.

Hwa Chong won, ultimately. Their presenters had style and flare. They were selling this product to make fishes more immune to certain water-borne viruses. To prove that their product was very effective; they conducted this experiment.

Bowl #1: Control
Prescence of Viruses: None
Prescence of Fish Longevity Inducing Product: None
Death Rate of the Fishes: 10%

Bowl #2:
Prescence of Viruses: Yes
Prescence of Fish Longevity Inducing Product: None
Death Rate of the Fishes: 90% (!)

Bowl #3:
Presence of Viruses: Yes.
Presence of Local Fish Longevity Inducing Product: Yes
Death Rate of fishes: 75%(!)

Bowl #4
Presence of Viruses: Yes
Presence of International Fish Longevity Inducing Product: Yes
Death Rate of fishes: 60%

Bowl #5
Presence of Viruses: Yes
Presence of their Product: Yes
Death Rate of fishes: 15%(WOW!)

To sum it up, they killed 250% fishes. LOL! They said something along this lines lah..."To prove the effectiveness of our product, we actually conducted an experiment to compare it with both local and international products. By murdering (assuming that there is 50 fishes in each bowl) 125 fishes (!) we have proven that our product by far surpasses the rest. Killing fishes is fine, so logn as we win."

LOL.

Went to Mcs after that. Crapped around lah. Ivan, i swear if you keep up that attitude, you'll end up marrying someone black.

I've got Flag Day tomorrow. I should be around Red Hill to Tiong area, so look out for me, and make sure you've got coins in hand. I'll be the handsome filipino guy in a red shirt with a tin, and killer abs.